Archive for October, 2008

Books that should stay in stores.

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Working in a bookstore, there’s a list that comes out once a month of books we have to return to the warehouse. It’s usually books that aren’t selling well and we have to remove them to make room for the books that are selling. Occasionally, there’s a book on the list that makes me very sad to return. This happened the other day.

In this case, it was The Crochet Stitch Bible.

I originally bought this book about six years ago, and it has been by far my best friend when it comes to crochet. I taught myself the craft using this as a guide, and it has clear diagrams and instructions for every kind of stitch you can imagine. If I’m bored, I’ll just grab some yarn and practice the designs in there.

I’ve become quite the skilled crocheter, and although I’ve used a few online tutorials, I wouldn’t be anywhere as good had I not owned this book. I can tackle any pattern… now I just have to make something other than little sample swatches. That’s the challenging part, and not because of difficulty. Rather, because of time.

Similarly, there’s a Knitting Stitch Bible that I also own. And it’s an equally valuable resource.

There are a few that I don’t have that I’ve been meaning to buy, but alas, they’ve all been removed from my bookstore shelves. The Embroidery Stitch Bible. The Quilter’s Stitch Bible and The Patchworker’s Stitch Bible. The Sewing Stitch and Textile Bible. Sigh. I guess I’ll have to order them online.

My first two have been so incredibly helpful that when the time comes to work on any of the other crafts (and I believe embroidery will be next), I’m not looking anywhere else for my teacher.

A cookies and butter and pumpkins entry.

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Craft update! No science projects yet. Gotta clear off the list first. Still working on that yarn mosaic, and by “working on,” I mean it’s been sitting in the corner for weeks and I’ve thought about touching it.

So, other projects. We made sugar cookies!
Lindel\'s cookie with food coloring markers

Plate-o-Cookies

Royal icing

So festive! And delicious! We made two batches within two days, and they’re all gone. We found out just how much I like sugar cookies.

Pumpkins! I love fall, Halloween, pumpkins, dried leaves, the smell of crisp air… Oh my. Fall is great. In the spirit of festiveness, I made some pumpkins to go on the table. I’m working on a bigger one to make a complete centerpiece, but for now, here’s two little pumpkins made out of yarn:

Crochet pumpkins

And the best is always saved for last.

This is a subtlety from the game “The Neverhood,” which I’m an ubergeek about. Lindel likes it a lot too, so now I’m not alone. Anyways, on to the butter!

First, I had to knead the sculpey a lot.

Joy kneads

A lot a lot.

Joy kneads more

Then I made the butter. Lindel helped because I was making it look more like a broken egg, which wasn’t what I was going for.

Butter, prebaked

After baking it and painting it, it was ready to be hung on the wall.

Butter on the Wall

And oh man, do I love it. It’s not only a(nother) homage to The Neverhood, but what better thing to put on the kitchen wall than the food item we use the most? Mmmm butter….

Scientist, Cont’d.

Monday, October 6th, 2008

I’m sitting at my computer, listening to the good old songs from my middle school years (ca. 10-13 years ago), and I realized the following:
When I hear something that reminds me of school-aged-years (albeit elementary school, middle school, high school, or college years,) I always first remember the science class I was in at the time.

For example: I just heard a song that was always on the radio when I was in the 6th grade, and the very first thing that popped into my mind was “Microbiology.”

Yes, that makes me a super-geek. I didn’t think of my friends at the time, or what I looked like, and not even what I wore everyday. It was instantly “Microbiology.”

I think it might be time for me to start science-crafting.

Mwu hu ha ha haaaaa!

Photorealistic Fake Fur Bigfoot!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I came across this on the craftzine blog:
Photorealistic Bigfoot

Artist Andrew Salomone created this photorealistic image of bigfoot out of fake fur. It made me laugh pretty hard. I wish I had thought of this first!